We went on a long journey yesterday. We went to a place called Grunewald, which Craig says means green forest. I was excited when he told me we were going there!
We stopped on the way, because Craig wanted a cup of coffee. The place where we stopped was called Savigny Platz. Craig said it is a posh area. I'm not sure what he means. He told me off for doing a poo in the middle of the street, but I had to go. I couldn't hold it in anymore. And the lorry driver didn't seem to mind that he had to wait for me to finish before he could drive past.
I got in a fight! I met a German Shepherd dog and he was friendly for a while, then I tried to play with him and he bit my back. I yelped, then Craig stroked me and the other dog's mum told him off. Serves him right for biting me.
Then I met a snake! Craig said it wasn't a real snake, but it looked like one, it had a forked tongue and everything. He didn't seem to want to play with me, though.
Craig took a photograph of me with the snake. Look!
Then we were in the forest and I got to run around a lot. Craig threw some sticks and my ball and I chased them. It was brilliant! We were near some water too, and there was some sand, so I had fun there. I went in the water a little bit, but I didn't really like it that much.
There's so much to see in the forest! Lots of fallen leaves to jump around in, lots of different smells, lots of sticks to chew.
After we'd been walking for a long time, we came home.
There was a man who didn't like me on the tram, but I didn't care, cos Craig thought he was a "miserable bastard".
Just as I was having a nap under Craig's desk, we decided to go out again. We went and met one of Craig's friends and her three children.
They were fun! They had a football, and let me play with it. I'm as good as Maradona and they were impressed!
Then Craig found some ticks on my head, and he looked a bit worried. But when Hanni came home, I had to sit on the table so they could hold me and get the ticks out. I'm not sure what a tick is, but they made sure that they got the tick's head out of my skin. Then they gave me a biscuit and Hanni combed my hair and then I looked pretty and then I went to bed.