Ho hum
Feel free to complete these sentences if you can be bothered.
1. England's exit from the World Cup was _______.
2. Rooney's red card was _______.
3. I am _______ that Sven Göran Eriksson is going.
4. Cristiano Ronaldo is a _______.
5. I really hope _______ win the World Cup now.
1. England's exit from the World Cup was _______.
2. Rooney's red card was _______.
3. I am _______ that Sven Göran Eriksson is going.
4. Cristiano Ronaldo is a _______.
5. I really hope _______ win the World Cup now.
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1. unfair
2. justified
3. unbothered
4. cheating cunt
5. Germany
1. predictable
2. even more so
3. grateful
4. prick
5. Italy
1. predictable (by the time the shoot-out started they were basically dead, ricardo/euro 2004)
2. the result of frustration and lack of discipline by a young player (but he's in good company, beckham/france 1998)
3. sure that Sven Göran Eriksson is going to take the money and run ;)
4. obviously nothing like baggio and beckham
5. portugal (they deserve it)
1. deserved
2. foolish. so foolish.
3. willing
4. fart-face
5. that germany doesn´t
1. England's exit from the World Cup was unfortunate.
2. Rooney's red card was totally deserved.
3. I am indifferent that Sven Göran Eriksson is going.
4. Cristiano Ronaldo is a(n) idiot who is going to get jumped on the pitch Manchester.
5. I really hope Germany wins the World Cup now.
1. Frustratingly familiar.
2. Probably the right decision.
3. Glad.
4. Vain little sod.
5. Anyone but Germany.
1. televised
2. clearly held aloft to a nation's dismay
3. aware
4. strangely long-necked man with uncontrollable pout.
5. the dalek/cybermen alliance
He does, huh? His neck is way too thick for such a slender fella. And he looks like The Grinch. Except he's not green.
1.only matched in predictablity by the unjustified hype that surrounds England everytime they play
2.laughingly deserved
3.utterly glad (an embaressment in such an important ambassadorial role)
4.cowardly,self-important,over-hyped show pony. He should always play for Mancs as he's their epitome.
5.I would have said Portugal had it not been for the Show Pony...so...Italia
(good news : All LFC players return unscathed...except Kewell who will just have to lay off the port)
1. as painful as ever
2. given by a Argentian ref (say no more)
3. slightly erect
4. turd on the sole of my shoe, piece of bacteria under my toilet rim, pile of sick outside a kebab hut, bogey from a dead tramps nose, a tart who pouts when he see's himself on the big screen, dead man walking when Rooney see's him at the Man Utd training ground. bout as likely to get as much shit as Graham Poll next season in the Premiership.
5. Togo
1 ... a bad dream and we're all going to wake up soon
2 ... a bit orangey
3 ... past caring
4 ... complete winker
5 ... Germany
1... :)
2... he kicked carvalhos' balls ;(
3... he must be happy
4... kid
5... Pooor-tu-gaaal :O
1. met with amazing indifference in Glasgow.
2. the result of his barely controllable rage swelling as his metatarsal went the other way
3. ... convinced ... ... to make a mint when he writes his 'memoirs'.
4. marked man, if the front pages of the British tabloids are to be believed this morning.
5. Ally's Tartan Army
1. ..early
2. ..mysterious, what did he say?
3. ..sure (wasn't that decided before the wc?)
4. ..good footballer, who'll be a great one.
5. ..France
1- boring
2- what the little prick deserved
3- unmoved (but slightly amused)
4- a little prick like Rooney with a better hair-style
5- Peace
1. Predictable once it went to extra time
2. A wake up call to the press who have spent the past few months deifying him
3. Indifferent
4. Smug little man who must be hoping nothing will stop his transfer to Real Madrid
5. Italy
1. Expected
2. Justified
3. Non-plussed
4. Arrogant ****
5. Germany
1. 100% justified
2. just what he deserved.
3. sure
4. smart player
5. Germany
1) pbbbbbbbt.
2) unfortunately deserved.
3) cheering in the streets
4) cad. Please god, send him to Madrid.
5) Zizzou & co.
1. Obvious. They keep playing a 70's game football.
2. A blessing. Pushing people around isn't quite what Fifa calls "fair play".
3. Numb
4. a wanna-be Brazilian soccer player. Who knows, he might get there one day.
5. Portugal
yer Gramps looks like a cool motherfucker
1. predictable
2. foolish
3. neutral
4. great footballer
5. Italy!!!!!!!
predictable
well deserved
not bothered
wimp
germany
1. as predictable as Brazil's wasn't.
2. slightly redder than Wales, a little less red than my sunburnt nose.
3. pretty certain
4. bad person to clubbing in Manchester with.
5. I
1. England's exit from the World Cup was sad.
2. Rooney's red card was desrved. (he stepped on the guys nads... come on now.).
3. I am unmoved that Sven Göran Eriksson is going.
4. Cristiano Ronaldo is a sexyyyyyyyyy.
5. I really hope Italy wins the World Cup now.
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