Madonna

Have you noticed how bad she is at cover versions?
Her version of "Love Don't Live Here Anymore" is shit.
Her version of "Fever" is really shit.
Her version of "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" is an average facsimile at best.
And the less said about her version of "American Pie" the better.

Okay, "Ray of Light" kinda ruins my point cos it's ace; but hardly anyone had heard the original version anyway.

As you were.