I don't like sultanas

Back in the early days of my flying between Berlin and London on British Airways, you used to get a sandwich. I'm quite sure that a decade or two earlier, you'd probably have eaten a giraffe steak or something, but it's a different time now, and you get a small bag of mixed shit that they call "skybitesgold."

The concept that anyone with a human-sized mouth could bite any of the individual items in the bag is laughable. And the little tag line ("fly. nibble. enjoy.") makes me wanna punch someone. But, being an idiot who enjoys graphs, I thought I'd make one using all the different things inside the bag. I was on the same flight as the Foo Fighters, but they were in the business class section, so they were probably eating the giraffe steak, not skybitesgold. Click here for larger image.