Flip Flop Flyin' - G things

Sometimes, little bits of creativity crop up on the bloggy bit of this site. They don't really fit anywhere else, and some of them are, I think, quite nice; and otherwise, they'd get kinda lost in the blog archives. This section's where some cherry picking of the better stuff goes on.

Robert Plant
A quick scribble.

Raspberry Christmas trees
A drawing I did in my notebook on 25 December 2006.

Safety match
One of the matches in your bathroom speaks out.

Prenzelberg Piranhas
Throughout the summer of 2007, I played softball with a local team in the Berlin Mixed Softball League. That team was the Prenzelberg Piranhas. I had such a massive amount of fun playing with the team, I made a little poster for everyone, to commemorate the season.

A year of sleep
I kept a record of the amount of sleep I had from 12 September 2006 to 11 September 2007. Then I made a chart.

Viking pimp, 2107 A.D.
A dumb little drawing and poem.

Batman's recurring dream
Superheroes have weird dreams, too.

Six presidents
The last six presidents of the United States.

A very long pencil
A drawing of a pencil. The pencil isn't short.

The boy who lost his milkshake
Title says it all.

Going to Belgium
Man on a bear, declaring where he's going on holiday.

Big Mac
Sometimes being a vegetarian is really frustrating...

Jesus clarifes
Some people presume to know what his dad thinks, so...

Love
It all depends on how you look at things...

Hexidecimal words
I guess if you've never used HTML or Photoshop, this won't mean anything to you; but for the rest of you, here's some words in the colours that they hexidecimally make.

9.77 seconds
An mp3 that demonstrates how fast Asafa Powell's 100 metres world record is. (Updated version with his new 9.74s world record here, and how much he shaved off the world record here)

Lego sculptures
Sculptures made of Lego, unsurprisingly.

No bugs or tickers
Post-it notes stuck on my television screen so I can watch any of the 20-odd channels I receive without having to see any digital on-screen graphics (station idents or news tickers).

Not available in the shops
I quite like how those TV-advertised compilation albums - hits of the sixties or 100 country classics, etc. - are edited to cram in the main chorus bits of as many songs as possible. I had a go at making one.

How I will catch Jon Bon Jovi
He's a cowboy. On a steel horse he rides. And I will catch that motherfucker.

Dirk Kuyt
A quick doodle of Liverpool's ace striker.

Rasputin in spilt paint
Title says it all.

Roger
A timid bird. I thought I might do a series of these, but in the end I just did two.

Doing laundry
An exercise in remembering details.

Three Germans
Franz Beckenbauer, Günter Netzer and Rudi Völler.

England's Glory
A drawing of some England football fans.

Banana
A drawing of two men on a park bench.

Blues
What it says.

Tilty and shifty
Shopping photos in Photoshop.

Snow breath
Photos of my breath on a snowy January night.

Bill O'Reilly's Happy Holidays
Fox News twat Bill O'Reilly, cut up to sound like a moron. Oh, err, sorry: I mean, more of a moron.

Wax dog
A dinner party, a bit of dripped wax, fiddling fingers: voila!.

Some Yankees
A bunch of late-night drawings done whilst watching the NY Yankees playing live on a three-inch-wide Windows Media Player window.

X Boys
Around the same time, I was doodling and what came out reflected a few NY Yankees results.

Some drawings of famous people
Brian Wilson, Joey and Chandler from Friends, and Boston Red Sox player David Ortiz.

Beck lives inside my head
I had an x-ray of my head done in April 2005, and it revealed a pop singer lives near my nose.


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		Sometimes, little bits of creativity crop up on the bloggy bit of this site. They don't really fit anywhere else, and some of them are, I think, quite nice; and otherwise, they'd get kinda lost in the blog archives. This section's where some cherry picking of the better stuff goes on. Robert Plant A quick scribble. Raspberry Christmas trees A drawing I did in my notebook on 25 December 2006. Safety match One of the matches in your bathroom speaks out. Prenzelberg Piranhas Throughout the summer of 2007, I played softball with a local team in the Berlin Mixed Softball League. That team was the Prenzelberg Piranhas. I had such a massive amount of fun playing with the team, I made a little poster for everyone, to commemorate the season. A year of sleep I kept a record of the amount of sleep I had from 12 September 2006 to 11 September 2007. Then I made a chart. Viking pimp, 2107 A.D. A dumb little drawing and poem. Batman's recurring dream Superheroes have weird dreams, too. Six presidents The last six presidents of the United States. A very long pencil A drawing of a pencil. The pencil isn't short. The boy who lost his milkshake Title says it all. Going to Belgium Man on a bear, declaring where he's going on holiday. Big Mac Sometimes being a vegetarian is really frustrating... Jesus clarifes Some people presume to know what his dad thinks, so... Love It all depends on how you look at things... Hexidecimal words I guess if you've never used HTML or Photoshop, this won't mean anything to you; but for the rest of you, here's some words in the colours that they hexidecimally make. 9.77 seconds An mp3 that demonstrates how fast Asafa Powell's 100 metres world record is. (Updated version with his new 9.74s world record here, and how much he shaved off the world record here) Lego sculptures Sculptures made of Lego, unsurprisingly. No bugs or tickers Post-it notes stuck on my television screen so I can watch any of the 20-odd channels I receive without having to see any digital on-screen graphics (station idents or news tickers). Not available in the shops I quite like how those TV-advertised compilation albums - hits of the sixties or 100 country classics, etc. - are edited to cram in the main chorus bits of as many songs as possible. I had a go at making one. How I will catch Jon Bon Jovi He's a cowboy. On a steel horse he rides. And I will catch that motherfucker. Dirk Kuyt A quick doodle of Liverpool's ace striker. Rasputin in spilt paint Title says it all. Roger A timid bird. I thought I might do a series of these, but in the end I just did two. Doing laundry An exercise in remembering details. Three Germans Franz Beckenbauer, Günter Netzer and Rudi Völler. England's Glory A drawing of some England football fans. Banana A drawing of two men on a park bench. Blues What it says. Tilty and shifty Shopping photos in Photoshop. Snow breath Photos of my breath on a snowy January night. Bill O'Reilly's Happy Holidays Fox News twat Bill O'Reilly, cut up to sound like a moron. Oh, err, sorry: I mean, more of a moron. Wax dog A dinner party, a bit of dripped wax, fiddling fingers: voila!. Some Yankees A bunch of late-night drawings done whilst watching the NY Yankees playing live on a three-inch-wide Windows Media Player window. X Boys Around the same time, I was doodling and what came out reflected a few NY Yankees results. Some drawings of famous people Brian Wilson, Joey and Chandler from Friends, and Boston Red Sox player David Ortiz. Beck lives inside my head I had an x-ray of my head done in April 2005, and it revealed a pop singer lives near my nose.