SHANIA TWAIN "KA-CHING!"
WHAT is it with Shania Twain? She's not an unattractive woman, but she seems to wear the most unflattering clothing in her videos. Videos that seem to be directed by coffee guzzling monkeys. Videos that seem to have been conceived for completely different songs. That last one which had the futuristic bikes and stuff...how did that fit to the song? I am truly at a loss to understand this. Either there's a truly deep concept that is floating wistfully above my head peering down and chuckling at my nincompoop-ness, or these people have no real idea of how to make a good pop video.
  While I'm here talking about Ms. Twain, and God knows, I don't ever want to have to do it and have one of her songs as an Ohrwurm again; why the crazy song titles? Ka-Ching!, Man! I Feel Like A Woman, I'm Gonna Getcha Good, Don't Be Stupid (You Know I Love You), If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!, I'm Not In The Mood (To Say No!), Waiter! Bring Me Water!, and of course, Nah!. Waaaaay too many exclamation marks in them songs for my liking.
  I've got to listen to some other music before I go to sleep, just to get rid of Shania out of my brain.
Tue 18 Mar 2003