Home > What are you thinking about? (very very short story, 2011)

Originally published at FAQ Magazine.

The theme of the issue was "What are you thinking about?" This is the wee story I wrote:

MONDAY
"What are you thinking about?" she said.
Ice cream and bacon
"Nothing much." I said.

TUESDAY
"What are you thinking about?" she said.
Does the Queen read a magazine while she's on the toilet?
"Nothing much." I said.

WEDNESDAY
"What are you thinking about?" she said.
How many carrots would it take to fill the Atlantic Ocean?
"Nothing much." I said.

THURSDAY
"What are you thinking about?" she said.
Abba babba cabba dabba eabba fabba gabba habba iabba jabba the hut kabba labba labia lovely lovely labia mabba nabba oabba pabba quabba rabba sabba tabba uabba vabba wabba xabba yabba dabba ding dong
"Nothing much." I said.

FRIDAY
"What are you thinking about?" she said.
1989... nineteen fucking eighty nine... fucking Arsenal...
"Nothing much." I said.

SATURDAY
"What are you thinking about?" she said.
I wonder how long it would take to draw a life size map of the world
"Nothing much." I said.

SUNDAY
"What are you thinking about?" she said.
That glimpse of your sister's cleavage when she leant over the table to pass me the mustard at the barbecue yesterday
"Nothing much." I said.